this was the greatest joke I have ever heard
"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages
why try to have a conversation using the tumblr messaging system when you can just write a message, put it in a bottle, and toss it in the fucking ocean where it’s more likely to find its way to the person
*deletes your messages off my phone to symbolically delete you out of my life*
I had a good laugh tonight.
This makes my heart hurt.
I can’t deal with stupid people
a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)
kitties are kitties no matter what size
That lion has one of the most majestic looking manes, that I’ve ever seen before.
i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night
I don’t believe such a thing exists
I was mistaken